Your classic toaster is soooo 1909... its bulky, its square, it doesn't do anything right. Enter, the rollertoaster. As the name implies, your soon to be toasted whole wheat white bread alternative feeds through two red hot rollers two slices at a time. Due to this space saving design, you'll have more space on your counter top for, I dunno, things that go on your counter top? It even seems conceivable that you can mount this on your wall for some premium toasting times. I'll buy one.