Ta'day be t'international talk like a pirate day! Buckos and lasses all over t'world be talkin' like pirates t'is very fine day. Eu'rry year on t'19th o' September all buxom beauties and mateys be talkin' like ye olde pirates! All ye scurvy dogs will be walking t'plank off t'poop deck and windin' up in Davy Jones' locker if ye not be talkin' in t'language o' t'day. For ye salty sea dogs who be needin some instrucksun be nav'gatin to dis here link for sum vid'yo t'torials.

Bring me one noggin of rum, now, won't you, matey. Otterwise I'll stove in your old block house like a rum puncheon! Ye best re'member, dead mean don't bite.

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