Sunday, July 26, 2009
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Ta'day be t'international talk like a pirate day! Buckos and lasses all over t'world be talkin' like pirates t'is very fine day. Eu'rry year on t'19th o' September all buxom beauties and mateys be talkin' like ye olde pirates! All ye scurvy dogs will be walking t'plank off t'poop deck and windin' up in Davy Jones' locker if ye not be talkin' in t'language o' t'day. For ye salty sea dogs who be needin some instrucksun be nav'gatin to dis here link for sum vid'yo t'torials.Bring me one noggin of rum, now, won't you, matey. Otterwise I'll stove in your old block house like a rum puncheon! Ye best re'member, dead mean don't bite.
Labels: funny
Wednesday, March 07, 2007
Jeremy Clarkson, host of Top Gear, once said "If you are a pedophile, the safest place for you to be is driving on the highway going 55mph and using your turn signal, and no one would ever bother you". It's the truth, unless the cops are actively looking for your vehicle, they have no reason to stop you if you are obeying all traffic laws, no matter how many people you just murdered and put in your freezer.Now if you happen to be carrying a small child worth of marijuana in your trunk, your best bet is to heed the above guidelines. Of course, not everyone is that bright. With your 43 pounds of pot in your trunk, you can always do what this fellow did, and crash right into a state trooper. An unnamed 54 year old drove into a roadblock in I-95 in South Carolina. The roadblock was up to block traffic due to other car accidents from earlier in the day. So if you want your $150,000 of weed to be seized and have some serious felonies on your docket, please drive into a police car at 70 miles per hour.
Labels: funny, law enforcement
Sunday, March 04, 2007
Monday, February 26, 2007
This is pretty funny because of how the guy tries to escape. I've seen this on TV and some other places and all they show is the cop chasing after this guy. I posted this whole video to show that some cops really do care and use their Police discretion on crimes to make things better in people's lives.
Labels: funny, law enforcement, video
Saturday, December 02, 2006
The RS4 is a wee bit faster than the one seen in this advert, but its still a great one.
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Sunday, October 29, 2006
Roffles at this clip, the music really does it for this one. These drivers seem to be trying to rapidly and illegally access a bus only area of the city, with not much luck.
Saturday, September 02, 2006
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
If you fancy watching television news programs, you've probably already seen this. A Florida man was stopped for speeding and playing his 'music' loudly. According to the man, he was listing not to rap or rock 'n' roll, but Bill O'Reilly. The driver continues to berate the officer who just calmly listens and makes an occasional comment. Way to go Officer Friendly! Hooray for national media humiliation!
Labels: funny, law enforcement, video
